Chicago style

I'm Declan, nice to meet you.

koma-hope:

SO I BUSTED OUT ONE OF MY LAST CANS OF TAB LIKE A OLD MAN WOULD A OLD BOTTLE OF WHISKEY TO CELEBRATE THE NEWS

BUT AFTER I ONLY TAKE A FEW SIPS I NOTICE A SPIDER ON MY WALL AND I DECIDE TO BE NICE AND TAKE A PIECE OF PAPER AND WAS PLANNING ON CALMLY TAKING IT OUTSIDE BUT THIS 8 LEGGED ASSHOLE

JUMPS INTO MY CAN AND DROWNS

SO NOT ONLY IS MY DRINK RUINED BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE COSMIC FORESHADOWING

AND I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WORSE 

(via beauty-and-a-belle)

(via madaleex)

(Source: hqlines, via justadrugdealer)

Women are one hell of a drug.

atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

(via hugs-are-lovely)

To smoke this blunt or not to smoke this blunt, that is the question

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

(Source: amoying, via outraged)